Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Women Make the Wrong Excuses

For some reason, over the last few days I have been inundated with cyber sludge and radio gabble about how to hook a husband, or how to find the right man. Titles splayed proudly by supposed women in the know... Ways to please a guy and Be more seductive for you man! It was nothing but article after article, and grossly negligent commentary about seducing him, cooking for him, being his fantasy, and on and on, etc., ad nauseum.

As a woman who knows all the right things to do to turn a guy on and to keep a man satisfied, I sit here reading these things and all I can do is scoff. I realize that some women are frigid and unresponsive in bed; however, I also know the other side of this equation. The man they are dating is most likely completely selfish in bed and can't switch up the game to make it more interesting for her. Women have been taught by male porno obsessed visuals that sex is about being plowed and plundered. Moan load and prepare to be railed rabbit fast because this is what men want. Boring. How many hours of your life do you really want to spend with your face in a pillow while he goes to town doggie style? How many times has he been grunting away on top of you, his head over your shoulder, while you start counting ceiling tiles or cracks in the walls? Yes, some women are dead fish. Yet, how much of it is really her fault? Seriously, after you start having sex, can you count the times that you spent hours kissing before you finally decided to give it up? Once you knew the end result of all your dreams of being lusted after was getting hot and sweaty and walking odd afterward, did you just wonder is this it? Is this momentary itch that got scratched all there is? And now I am supposed to do MORE for the guy to entice him, when he does squat for me?

I want to see an article in a men's magazine about learning the Kama Sutra, or Tantric sex for dummies. I want to see some men taking responsibility for their unimaginative "love" making. Where are the kissing classes for these idiots? Like hmm for instance, does your tongue really need to be shoved down her throat on the VERY first kiss? (NO) Foreplay... is not grabbing my tit before you have even given me a decent hug! Where is the Erotica for men, that is hetero oriented? We women need to stop letting the "visual" demands of men dictate our sex lives. We have more than tits, ass, and a hole to be dealt with. We have all sorts of lovely areas that need attention. We need to be seduced. WE need you to play out our fantasies. WE need you to stop being so selfish and then wondering why WE aren't doing it for you in bed. Sometimes I want to put 9 1/2 weeks on repeat and tie men to a chair. Make them watch hours of movies where a hot guy seduces a girl romantically... make them read a few cheesy (their term) romance novels to learn how to get in our heads. I have read the males guides on picking up chics, the player's list of game tactics to persuade you into thinking he has a heart. Pathetic really. Predictable.

Ladies, the real reason that men cheat, isn't because YOU aren't doing it for them. It's because their boring and tired ass love making has worn your interest out, they know it (and probably feel guilty over their lameness), so they have to find a new chic so that they can do the same BORING technique over and over with someone who hasn't seen their one trick pony show yet. They blame it on you, but the reality is they would rather move on, than try to take the time to improve or be better for you.

3 comments:

  1. Most men I've talked with about this sort of thing seem to regard a sexual encounter as something like a business transaction. Like, "I did this for you, now you do this for me." (Of couse, if he did whatever *skillfully* isn't part of the equation.) I've tried to explain that it should be more like a conversation--you pay attention to the other person, listen to what she's actually telling you (and women will let you know what they want, somehow--all you have to do is "listen" to her body language, her responses, or what she's telling you verbally.) It ain't all that difficult. Yet most men seem to find it "umnanly". You hit it then you quit it and snicker to your buddies about it. Makes me sad.

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  2. Okay now I am proud to be your mom, got it right, I've done my job!!!!

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  3. Now I think I know where my 9 1/2 weeks movie disappeared to! haha Just kidding, but I have lost it somewhere and it is definitely time to order another copy. I think movie night is a must whenever either one of us decides to make time and visit again.

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